Fleet Foxes

By godhateshipstersmore on Friday, July 29th, 2011

You can now buy a Fleet Foxes’ CD at Starbucks.  Just another win in the on going war against Hipsters.

http://www.starbucks.com/blog/a-midsummers-night-with-the-fleet-foxes/1019

Fleet Foxes

By godhateshipstersmore on Wednesday, July 27th, 2011

You can now buy a Fleet Foxes’ CD at Starbucks.  Just another win in the on going war against Hipsters.

http://www.starbucks.com/blog/a-midsummers-night-with-the-fleet-foxes/1019

Flow Chart: A Guide to Internet Hipster Writers

By godhateshipstersmore on Tuesday, July 26th, 2011

thetangential:

Original post

-Becky Lang

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This could also be called Hipsters ruining a great movie.

flaviia:

If Wes Anderson directed The Lord of the Rings AKA the best thing I’ve seen all week.

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The Heart of the Hipster Beast

By godhateshipstersmore on Tuesday, July 19th, 2011

Today I took a trip to one of the centers of Hipterisim in New York.  I had to go to the Ikea in Red Hook, Brooklyn.  It was my first trip to Ikea and it is an amazing place full of Swedish words and boxes of deconstructed furniture.  There even is a great view of The Statue of Liberty from just outside the store.  And the chairs I was there to buy were on sale, but besides that the trip was more hipster then organic persimmons jam on an ironic mustache.  

First: I was in South West Brooklyn which might be the center of the Hipster revolution the lame stream media is pretending doesn’t exist.  

Second: I was at Ikea which as stuffhipstershate says, “Hipsters truly have a love/hate relationship with that Swedish pleasure palace known as Ikea…”

Third: I saw a true Hipster flaunting his life desicions out for everyone to see.  He was wearing skinny jeans with a short sleeve button down shirt.  A scarf (it was 90 degrees today) and a sweater tied around his neck (IT WAS 90 FUCKING DEGREES).  Oh and to top it all of he had dirty long blond hair hanging out from under his straw Panama hat.

What kind of message are we sending our children by allowing Hipsters like this to wear scarfs and sweaters around their necks in the middle of the summer?  I don’t know how we can live in a society where these unnatural decisions are flaunted in the face of normal weather fearing American’s.  I don’t think it is appropriate for these people to force their lifestyle on everyone else in public.

The 40 Year Old Hipster

By godhateshipstersmore on Wednesday, July 13th, 2011

Cal: You’re Hipster, now? 
David: No, I’m not hipster. I’m just celibate. 
Cal: I think… I mean, that sounds Hipster. I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being hipster. Like, there’s this and then in a year it’s like, “Oh, you know, I’m kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like beards*,” and then there’s the big, “Oh, I’m… I’m… I’m a hipster guy now.” 
David: You’re hipster for saying that. 
Cal: I’m hipster for saying that? 
David: You know how I know you’re hipster? 
Cal: How? How do you know I’m hipster? 
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts. 
Cal: You know how I know *you’re* hipster? You just told me you’re not sleeping with women any more. 
David: You know how I know you’re hipster? 
Cal: How? Cause you’re hipster? And you can tell who other hipster people are? 
David: You know how I know you’re hipster? 
Cal: How? 
David: You like Coldplay. 


Arcade Fire that Grammy totally means you have sold out.
Urban Dictionary:
Fixies: Fixed Gear Bicycles 
"Fixies are all over Williamsburg"